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Sometimes we need to laugh a little....
By urbnoutdrzmn
8/24/2011 11:26:08 AM
A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $22,398,750.78 in cash."The granddaughter, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh granny, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"With her last breath, Granny whispered, "Facebook..."



Keep Smiling everyone

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thanks!    
"that's a very good thing to keep in mind. we have to be positive and not let it let us down! thank you very much! =]"
posted at 14:16:58 on August 24, 2011 by YURI
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"Hehe. Loved it! "Now don't forget to harvest my strawberries, my dear.""
posted at 14:18:26 on August 24, 2011 by Braingeek


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"By emulating the Master, who endured temptations but “gave no heed unto them,” we, too, can live in a world filled with temptations “such as [are] common to man”. Of course Jesus noticed the tremendous temptations that came to him, but He did not process and reprocess them. Instead, He rejected them promptly. If we entertain temptations, soon they begin entertaining us! Turning these unwanted lodgers away at the doorstep of the mind is one way of giving “no heed.” Besides, these would-be lodgers are actually barbarians who, if admitted, can be evicted only with great trauma."

— Neal A. Maxwell

General Conference May 1987